Once again, the world is going nuts ...-SAN JOSE, CA - Two Pits killed a poodle, and a Mastiff/Rott mix bit a man in Northern, CA ... Police are now searching for them ...
-EAST NORTHPORT, NY - A Boxer and a Rott tore up a guy's face, and went after a ShihTzu ...
-NORWICH, Conn - A Mail Carrier was mauled by two pits ... The owner pleads for clemency, stating; "They're puppies." ...
-WINNIPEG, Canada - Two Bulldogs went after some Canadians; the human couple was injured in the ensuing conflict of man vs beast ...
-COLUMBIA, MO - A couple of dogs decided they did not like Wal Mart, or Kohls, and started attacking shoppers in the parking lot of both stores ... the owner said the dogs were just trying to play ...
Hey, at least there's some variety in the types of dogs involved in Animal Uprising this week; normally its just pits.
In unrelated news, our Beagle puppy tried to go after a baby blue jay that was in our yard ... she was very disappointed when I prevented her from finishing the afternoon snack.
Come to think of it, perhaps the Blue Jays were planning to strike us, and the dogs were protecting ... damn it all, why can't dogs speak english ...
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