Friday, May 29, 2009

Donut People Bow to Their Chicken Masters ...

A Chicken has come to dominate a small town donut shop ...

Apparently, this is an everyday thing ... watch at the 1:33 mark ... the Donut lady is actually bowing to the chicken, and placing a sacrifice of a donut in front of it. She then goes on to explain what types of donuts the chicken prefers.


Listen, if I'm a chicken, I'm just thanking God that I am getting people food. I don't dare say 'No, I do not want that bear claw, I would much rather have the rasberry filled.'

But apparently, this chicken has enabled some type of mind control device, and ahead of the Animal Uprising, is acquiring a taste for human delicacies ...

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