Thursday, May 21, 2009

Deer Attacks

The Deer ... Majestic, Docile, Respected, Sought After, and Threat to Humanity ...

Three people were attacked by a deer in Pulaski County recently.

Days later, a deer was shot after it displayed aggressive behavior.

The animal circled Conservation Police Officer Troy Phillips several times before he had to put it down.

He's not sure if it's the same deer that attacked a man and his son on Saturday and bit another man Monday morning.

All of the incidents happened in the Delton area of Pulaski County.

Tissue samples from the deer were sent to the Department of Health for rabies tests.

Phillips wanted to remind people they should not try to feed, care for or approach wild animals.

People in the Delton area should remain extra vigilant.

People in Delton?!? How about, people worldwide. Deer are everywhere folks ... from Wikipedia ...
Deer live in a variety of biomes ranging from tundra to the tropical rainforest. While often associated with forests, many deer are ecotone species that live in transitional areas between forests and thickets (for cover) and prairie and savanna (open space). The majority of large deer species inhabit temperate mixed deciduous forest, mountain mixed coniferous forest, tropical seasonal/dry forest, and savanna habitats around the world.

Wow ... what better animal to rise up against the human race. I mean, really, did we not see this coming? We have designated times of the year where people are encouraged to kill deer around the world; this really was only a matter of time.

Lets hope non hunters will be spared in the uprising ...

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