Friday, May 22, 2009

'Frikkin' Dog Bowl Laser Ray of Death

BELLEVUE, Wash. — Fire officials in Washington state say a sunny day and a dog's glass water bowl combined to cause a blaze that charred the back of a home.

Bellevue Fire Department Lt. Eric Keenan says investigators determined the glass bowl of water focused sunlight enough to act like a magnifying glass and start the fire on the home's wood deck Sunday.

Investigators said there was no electrical wiring or other possible cause.

The homeowners were away, but neighbors noticed the smoke and flames. The family dog was rescued. Damage is estimated at $215,000.

This is obviously incorrect reporting. The dog was home alone, it was HIS 'bowl' ... and apparently 'bowl' in dogspeak means Death Ray. Now that his cover is blown (sorta), who knows whats next for the family. No Doubt this Dog was testing his new weapon (which he would have obviously attached to his head), when the accident occurred.

Remember, in the Animal Uprising 2012, Dogs can be our protectors! Treat Them Well!

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