WTF England ???

A postman has spoken of his shock at being bitten by a snake which was hidden inside a pillar box.

Alan Wakley put his hand in to empty the box at Brean Cove, Somerset, and was bitten by an adder, which he then threw off into the nearby long grass.

The 58-year-old, from Berrow, Somerset, who suffered a puncture wound to the back of his hand, simply sucked the poison from the wound and chose not to attend hospital.

Man, Snakes in England don't screw around ... no hands, no feet ... no problem!

"I'm just going to hide in this box and wait and ... what? You've taped up the box and warned people of my evil plan to destroy humanity? ... Damnit ... "