A North Tonawanda man was attacked by a fox on Monday night, according to Niagara County health officials.
The man was walking home from the store on Niagara Falls Boulevard near Erie Avenue when the fox approached him and bit him in the leg.
Once again, animals are on the rampage (Fox attacking a human ... please), and once again, the 'Rabies' conspiracy rears its head to make everyone feel better about why animals are attacking.
"Mommy, why did the fox bite off daddy's pancreas?"
"Because little Johnny, the fox has Rabies dear."
"Mommy, whats Rabies?"
"Well Pumpkin, its a disease that the media tells us is in all animal attacks on humans so that we don't revolt in fear of the impending Animal Uprising 2012."
"Oh ... "