Thursday, April 9, 2009

Sheep Attack

This could be one of the oddest stories we've come across here at Animal Uprising 2012 ...

A 41-YEAR-OLD Romanian farm-employee was in serious condition at Limassol General Hospital yesterday after being pushed over by a sheep he was trying to catch, police said.

The 41-year-old arrived at the emergency unit of Limassol General Hospital on Thursday claiming that he was injured while working at a farm located between the Limassol and Larnaca districts. Following an examination it was confirmed the man had sustained a wound to the chest caused by a sharp object.

In his report to police, the 41-year-old claimed that in his effort to catch a sheep that escaped from the farm, he fell over and a metal object that was stuck in the ground pierced his chest.

Doctors were suspicious about the story, thinking the man might have been involved in a knife attack due to the nature of the wound. However after a second examination his story was validated.

The man told police that he could not remember the farm’s exact location, or the name of his employer. Police are investigating. .

If EVER there was an example of Animal Uprising coercion, it has to be this.

-The guy was roughed up by a sheep
-The guy was not just roughed up, but stabbed in the chest by a sheep!
-The guy told the police it was a sheep
-The guy thought better of it
-So then the guy told police he had no idea where he was working, or who he was working for

Damn straight ... if you uncover a plot to kill humans in an Animal Uprising, you better keep your mouth shut fool ...

Guess we're kind of screwed here ...

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