Friday, April 10, 2009
Pit Goes Ape Sh*t
I must admit that I'm growing slightly tired of all of the Pit Bull Attacks ... but this one thus far kinda takes the freakin cake ...
We could almost start a 'PitBullUprising2012' with all the out of control Pit stories we come across, but this had everything ... Women being double mauled, law enforcement, trailer parks, blood, guts, and gore, helicopters ... everything and the kitchen sink. Hell, this could be a movie!
"In a World Full of Mobile Homes (Deep Movie Trailer Guy Voice) ... Where All you Have is a pack of Winstons and a Box of Wine ... And all the stands between you and Death ... is the Closet of the Trailer you decide to hide in ... Nothing ... Not Even the Police ... Can Stop ... Pit Bulls ... Rwarr Rwarr Rwa Rwarr (Barking) ... "