Friday, March 13, 2009
Wow, how the hell did we miss this one ...
A Monkey killed its owner with a Coconut a couple of days ago in Thailand.
Wow ... Monkey's flossing with human hair, now they're just not even playing games anymore. What did I say people?
According to witnesses, this guy used the monkey to get coconuts so that he could sell them on the street. If the monkey did not follow orders, the guy would beat the monkey.
From the story:
The animal threw the missile from the top of a tree after becoming frustrated with his tiring labour, according to reports. The dead man's wife said that the monkey had "seemed lovable" when they bought him.
Apparently whoever wrote this interviewed the monkey, and monkey flat out told him he was frustrated with climbing up trees to get coconuts, and not getting squat out of the proceeds. I'm sure once he killed the guy with the coconut, he ate it, then flossed with human hair ...