Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Covert Cobra

A couple in South Africa somehow ended up with one of the deadliest snakes in the world in their car, completely unbeknownst to them, until the snake wound itself around the man's leg.

Snakes are probably one of the scariest animals on the face of the planet. You can't see them, they hiss like crazy, some of them spit poison at your face, and the rest just have huge teeth, or fat long bodies that won't hesitate to squeeze you until you die a horrible death, before they swallow you whole. I stepped on a snake once, and boy was it pissed.

And one of the deadliest snakes in the world stowing away in a car so that it could be taken back to civilization ... completely not an accident.

"The couple made several stops to remove the snake but could not find it, until it wrapped itself around Parratt's leg."

What do you think the snake was going to do? Its cover was blown, and like any good spy would, it tried to take its opposition down in a last ditch effort to fulfill its mission.

What we at AU2012 want to know, and indeed what humanity should be demanding of our Homeland Security forces is, how many Cobras have we not caught, and how many are now living amongst us, preparing for the uprising ...

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