Apparently, Whales control our courts ...
Two Fisherman have been charged in the last week for harassing whales in Massachusetts.
Can somebody tell me when Whales took charge of our judicial system? I thought plaintiffs have to at least show up in court, so how the hell is this going to go down? Will we see a Whale Lawyer drama on TV soon, or even better, CSI; Whale? If I look at naked young whale pics online at work, will I go to jail?
Yeah, thats right ... you read this post, you looked at the pic, and guess what ... I'm not going down alone ... thats an underage naked whale in the pic ... that, or whale midget porn ... Either way, you're a pervert.