Disembowled

This picture is what my puppy looked like when she was a really little puppy ... now she's a bigger puppy that eats poo, and is plotting to kill us.

This morning I woke up with a 6 inch cut across my abdomen. I know it was my own girl puppy that tried to disembowel me in my sleep, and I am certain of this because when I asked her about it, she looked at me bewildered for a second, then went back to sleep (smugly), and did not even try to deny it.

Guilty as charged little girl ...